charlie_thetuna

queer!

A computer science student was walking on campus one day when his friend, another CompSci major, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second CompSci major replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"

The second CompSci major nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn"t have fit."